Time/Space Origin Coordinates indicate this transmission is the second of two generated in Sector BTV on January 9th, 2013. Necessary sanitation procedures for human consumption have been performed.
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The first 10 responses to this ad will receive a free copy of the album, “Protocol Analysis, Volume One” by hexdump. Repeated listening to this album has been shown to increase the chances of immunity to all Class One IVO agents, and will qualify all recipients for Level Two training.
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Latest audio transmission is the second of two originating at hexdump experimental sonic research division headquarters in Sector BTV on November 24th, 2012.